share Up Next 100 Movies Everyone Has Seen. Back at high school, the cliques are back due to reasons unknown, as the party was ruined and everyone was mixing last we saw. Following that lead, Bratz — the doll company — posted a message encouraging its followers to sign the "Justice for George Floyd". Sasha screams and slips on a skateboard into Yasmin, who we all knew would get hit as well. Meredith gets the axe statue, and the Bratz win the scholarship (which goes to Cloe, who somehow is surprised despite that being a major plot point for them entering and was mentioned like 20 times.) With Skyler Shaye, Janel Parrish, Logan Browning, Nathalia Ramos. We see Sasha’s dad is Dwayne Wayne from A Different World Kadeem Hardison, and he and her mom are divorced. Not detention! Oturum açın. Barbie has 24 hours to respond #BlackLivesMatter https://t.co/pFT3gOU0Vm, Take a trip down memory lane that’ll make you feel nostalgia AF. Bad writing!). Meredith copies it to her memory stick, because in this universe embarrassing YouTube videos are more dangerous than a nuclear waste hurricane. That everyone should have big heads, giant lips, long eyelashes, smaller-than-pixies bodies, and a passion for fashion that exceeds all other skills and desires. The social mixing begins, while the music tells us “It’s my party party!” I hope the artist paid Lesley Gore as the lyrics get awfully close to “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.” A scared looking Indian girl with a retainer gets lipstick advice from Sasha. No one has aged two years at all, and everyone at the high school is people who were there two years ago. The plan is to wow the school with their keen fashion sense, because they go to one of those high schools where everyone will stop and stare in awe if you wear hip clothes. Therefore, the only solution is to hold another one. As all of us who groaned at the trailer know, the school is run by an evil school president named Meredith (and her tinker dog Paris) who has divided the entire school up into 48 distinct cliques. Meredith screams the girls ruined the party, and screeches that they are “Brats!” And we have title. 13 years ago | 102.5K views. 1 comment - What do you think? Bratz: The Movie is a film about being yourself, which is a contradiction as the toys are polar opposites to the extreme. Movie Reviews, Ugly  Tags: 18 Bratz "Ewww" Memes That Are Extremely Relatable And Funny "when u watch ur concert videos for the first time and all u can hear is ur loud ass voice in the background." Because they are, I set them ablaze as an excuse to escape the Bratz! August 28, 2007 at 7:30 pm, Categories: Ara. There’s a few flecks of gold in the acres of manure. Cliques mentioned or viewed on the chart include: One hopes the Dino-Students are a joke and not some disgusting new trend set to spread out of LA by next year. Her dad Principal Dimly and a body guard spend the number bobbing their heads to the rhythm. Plus the CGI movies are still pumping out often. This film now has clowns and mimes, two things I hate more than the Bratz doll. How odd, as this movie is vomit inducing and a weird guy outside the theater was trying to check me out. Oddly enough, parts of this film weren’t the worst thing that ever existed. Between all the montages you’d think they’d bother to explain something. Why? As a strict night person, the most disturbing images in the whole film were the opening ones, as all four girls practically leap out of bed wide-eyed and full of energy, as a happy song plays and each of the four girls all connect to each other by webcams on the internet. Listen to albums and tracks from Bratz. Next up is Cloe, who Meredith says her mom stole a doll of hers. 2007 Directed by Sean McNamara. Not like anyone reading this on this site will care, for we’re not here to discuss the film in a rational manner, but to tear it apart in the only way we know how. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Also, a VP of MTV walks up, and tells the Bratz they are super stars, and want them as the featured act at a movie premiere. The Bratz say they don’t know why she is evil, but still want to go to her party anyway (despite Sasha’s reluctance.) On campus, the party is being advertised all over, even by sky writing. See a recent post on Tumblr from @bratzcat about bratz---movie. I’ve smeared better writing on toilet paper. White or transparent. That’s it. It’s also racist, as Sasha jumps to sassy black girl mode to deliver it while the Asian girl is being a nerd. If Bratz can do it, so can you. Follow. Bratz: The Movie (Review) Bratz: The Movie. Combined with the fact the film is chock full of racist stereotypes, pedophilia, and glorification of expensive Sweet Sixteen parties, and you got a film that could get the creators thrown in Guantanamo Bay for crimes against humanity. The Bratz also give makeovers to kids because the director seemed to forget it was supposed to be a shopping montage. But they botch it again. Your Results Click the SHOW MY RESULTS button above to calculate your results. After a brief shot of the Bratz dressed as clowns (sad clowns, even) that get taunted by Meredith to be happy clowns. This quiz questions how much you know the movie "Bratz"! The only solution to this dilemma is to have Yasmin win the talent contest. Meredith’s sister Cherish speaks up and says she stole the doll and Cloe’s mom is innocent. Obsessed with travel? Bratz Kids Sleep-Over Adventure (2007) Rock Bersi. Shouldn’t she have graduated two years ago? Will they do it? Then suddenly Meredith falls into a cake, knocks her two sycophant girls into the pool, and then falls in herself when the elephant rears up on her. So with the condemnations of the dolls I’ve laid out here and in the previous Bratz encounter, you’d think this film would be the most hated film of all time. Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. Bratz are a toy, but they are also an attitude. The girls are about to enter high school as freshman. Watching the Bratz film and in hindsight, it was really racist and stereotypical: Jade’s the Asian one with high maintenance parents, Sasha’s the ‘sassy’ black one who’s parents are divorced, Chloe’s the blonde clumsy, slightly dim one and Yazmin’s the Hispanic one with … 27,276 100 Top 25 Highest Grossing Films of All Time . Yasmin’s brother also confesses to giving Meredith the video of her singing and apologizes. Dexter white knights for her, using his skill in tae kwon do. The plot point of the Sweet Sixteen party gets interrupted when the 11-year-old Cherish gets a visitor, Yasmin’s little brother (who would be around 14 at this point) and he’s dressed like an escapee from a Grease audition. 3 yıl önce | 172 views. Others are even making direct comparisons to Barbie and calling on the brand to make a statement too. Bratz (also known as Bratz: The Movie) is a 2007 American musical comedy film based on the Bratz line of dolls. Oh and there's also that bit about how Mattel and ToyTalk get to use all that data in other ways if they feel like it. The Bratz song commences, they sing about how “We got the Brat-titude” to their video, as the competition reminds one of the one in Revenge of the Nerds (although the nerds had a better musical number.) Deaf hunk Dylan comes in, and feels the speakers. The film forgets to tell us for a while that Cloe’s mom was making the food for Meredith’s party. Bratz and LOL Surprise dolls have been wildly popular for years, not only among children but also collectors and young adults. The point is to show that they aren’t friends anymore, and the girls all ignore each other as they arrive at school. Not what anyone sane should be teaching their kids. Únase a Napster y acceda a canciones completas en su teléfono, computadora o dispositivo de audio para el hogar. Cloe didn’t have any random family thing earlier, but now is suddenly being portrayed as a klutz to make up for that. Meredith then threatens to expose them, and thanks to a convenient movie screen that drops down, already hooked up projector and computer system, and files that magically get loaded despite no one being near an operating system, Meredith can show pictures of Jade both as a good school girl and all Bratzed up, revealing her double life. The audience is less than enthused, and we get a shot of the Bratz arriving in shadow with trench coats on. Directed by Sean McNamara. I think this film was written by those guys who spend their free time patrolling the boarder with Mexico. This will go public unless Yasmin drops out. Yes, that is really what is happening in the film. That’s it, I’m putting rat poison in my tea, hopefully it will kick in before Jade becomes a geisha or Sasha collects welfare. "Just when we thought we couldn't stan Bratz any harder. Well, if you call the terrible scenester boy band act she rejects any good. Oh, wait, this is probably the apex of Sean McNamara’s career, the one film he will be remembered for fifty years from now. Show My Results. Web 2.suck. During all of this, Sasha’s dad tells her he’s proud of her. We have a passion for crap. Developed by Disney Interactive Studios and published by THQ, Bratz: The Movie revolves around four … 8:18. Log in Sign up. People were floored at the fact that they were getting this message from a toy company instead of from political leaders. Back in the film, it never addresses how they can afford these cars with blowing all their money on clothes. Basically it is a mess on wheels, but we are along for the ride. A kid who happens to be deaf, and also good at verbally burning her when she tells him he doesn’t look deaf (he can read lips.) 2:01. Sonraki oynatılıyor. At lunch, the Bratz refuse to go sit with their cliques and stay together, which causes the entire lunch yard to stare at them. During their first year of high school, four best girlfriends face off against the domineering student body President, who wants to split them up into different social cliques. Bratz Kids Sleep-Over Adventure (2007) izleyin - Rock Bersi Dailymotion'da . (replacing them with Tom!) An attitude that fashion is more important than anything. Sasha even gets all sassy again after Meredith disses her dad. Why? And like the real Carry Nation the high school in the film is named after, that message chopped its way through all the crap surrounding it. Jade’s fashions are hidden in a secret closet behind her fake one with traditional schoolgirl clothes in it, while Yasmin gets bugged by her younger brother (who throws on a fake Spanish accent) who is obsessed with his hair. A jock guy admits to taking ballet, and suddenly we are in the middle of a bunch of people confessing things, something that should be funny as well but turns out to be just one lame joke after another. The Bratz span cliques as they are multi-racial and interest girls designed by a soulless mega-corporation with only their passion for fashion to bind them together. Bratz best era IMO) Bratz Fairy Pixies Bratz Diamondz (I also had the Bratz Forever Diamonds game on my playstation ) Bratz Genie Magic How many Bratz movies do you guys have in your collection? I predict a DTV sequel. This is what people were afraid of, embarrassing PowerPoint slides! Guerrero explains, “the paradoxical investment in racial identities on which the line of Bratz dolls rely. Seriously. For the record, the high school is Carry Nation High School, named after the temperance movement activist that I bet 99.999999% of the audience has never heard of (but explains all the axe references in the film.) The group is set up at a booth to instruct new students as to which clique they will be assigned to for the duration of their high school stay. And because that's not creepy enough, the servers also save all that data so Barbie will come to know her owner in a way that only her owner's mom and freaking Chuckie from that 1980s horror movie can. Bratz: The Movie reiterates this point. Jade is now in Home Ec, sewing a dress she gives to the nebbish teacher (who we know is unattractive due to her glasses.) To be superficial. Clown costumes. The script is what you’d expect it to be when the story was written by former The Man Show writer and I’m With Busey star Adam De La Pena (and a writing partner David Eilenberg) and then transformed for screen by the producer of Lizzie McGuire. This school must believe in not wasting time if they are already letting freshmen play with random chemicals on the first day of school. Oh, I see, it is because now we can show each one of the Bratz arriving to school in a different car to fit their personalities. I’d just laugh if that was me, but Jade tearfully admits she’s living a double life, saying she’s both girls. Kayıt ol. Yasmin is laying on the “Chicas” while many outfits are declared “supercute.” At this point I begin looking around to see if I can find any objects to stab myself with and miss the rest of the film. Playing next. Played 585 times. You could also argue each one of the cliques is a different alien and thus another toy, and this film would have been a toy producer’s dream had it been well done. Back to the movie, Jade is finally ready (also she’s going to rule Home Ec, but never mind that) and they link arm in arm and march into the schoolyard. Meredith gets a makeover, chooses outfits, and has a photoshoot (all with her dog involved as well) while Yasmin sings by herself at school. Yasmin spends the entire assembly looking at each of the other Bratz, who all look away guiltily. We get a choreograph montage (this is like the 10th montage) that also shows them being spied on. She then confers with her sycophants, and theorizes that the time she was most popular was her Sweet Sixteen party. Later, Jade teaches the entire football team math in a scene too ridiculous to describe, you will have to wait until the film hits DVD and I snag a clip. Sasha is one of the main protagonists in Bratz. Sasha managed to get lost and wander onto the set of the latest DTV Bring It On sequel, where the head cheerleader (complete with tiara for some reason) tells her to bring it, and Sasha says “Girl, I brought it, nailed it, lent it to my friend’s kid sister and I brought it back while you were still figuring out the beat!” Did I mention Sasha was black? Until the plot starts to happen again, we get a series of random vignettes each staring a solo Brat girl having an adventure in class. Meredith performs a Moulin Rogue-inspired music video about how “fabulous” she is. Yasmin tries to call them, but they are already outside her house! But her joy of embarrassment is ruined when Deaf Guy Dylan starts everyone conga line dancing to the song and the Mariachi band that lives with Yasmin is also at the party and starts playing. We then jump to a montage of the girls trying to talk to each other by webcam again and again, all being too busy with their own social lives to get together and be friends. Bratz: The Movie - Exclusive interview with Logan Browning, Skyler Shaye, Nathalia Ramos and Janel Parrish. But as they are also servants, Meredith dismisses them to go back to their jobs with an evil hiss and a threat about firing Cloe’s mom “again.” Again? The sad music plays while Bubbie tells Yasmin to tell the truth to her friends. Casey Rackham The Bratz want to go, but Cloe has nothing to wear and no money to buy it, they are saved as Sasha gives her an extra gift certificate and it is time for a shopping montage! Meredith gets ticked off again, and pulls the plug on the music, then switches outfits by magic in a bid to regain everyone’s attention. Also, a Mariachi band lives in her house just to remind us they are Latina. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! This time the song is by someone trying to be April Lavigne except the tape must have been urinated on by a diseased yak. Randolphclaridge23. Everyone cheers as the song ends and the Bratz appear to have saved the day. Recent Top. Unique Early 2000s Stickers designed and sold by artists. They are named Cloe, Yasmin, Sasha, and Jade. Bratz Rock Angelz (Best music, fashion, one of my favorite games on my gameboy as well. Meredith instead calls Yasmin’s brother over, and uses her Meredith charms to get him to share the camera phone recording of Yasmin singing in her face mask. The four freshmen girls meet up and declare that they are going to “Own it!” then do the Best Friends Forever (BFF) Cheer. The Asian mom turns out to be one of the most broadly FOB stereotypes I have ever seen. This film makes me feel like I need to scrub my soul. Luck is not on my side, as I fail to hit a major artery, and the movie continues with my notes only getting slightly soggy with a mix of blood and tears. Yes, I have a copy. 341 notes. Someone, anyone, help me! Bratz Movie (2007) part 6. duffiestuff. Not quite, as the Bratz start doing a music video during the credits that I guess is at the movie premiere, but it is time for me to go sprinting from the theater like my shoes are on fire. Not much, but they were like beacons in the darkness, guiding us a save path to a swift exit to the film. The moral of the film is to avoid cliques, but it can get lost in the "spite the evil queen" feel of the Bratz's rebellion against the seating chart assigned by Meredith. Report. Bratz Go to Paris: The Movie (2013) Page 1 of 1 Previous Next Page . Osama wishes he could put out films that hurt like this. This plot development is so ludicrous I am at a loss of jokes. Discover more posts about bratz---movie. It ends in tragedy with fights and Sasha blowing off Yasmin (why is Yasmin suddenly the main character despite previously having the least amount of screen time? They then prepare to implement plan B, which is come up with a good music act and win the talent show, while simultaneously mixing with every social group in school to bring everyone together. If you ignore the racism, the stereotyping, the focus on materialism and trendiness, underneath there is a message about accepting everyone regardless of their interests. Join Napster and access full-length songs on your phone, computer or home audio device. That’s how Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, and William Hung all got their record deals. Will the Bratz ever be friends again? Learn how your comment data is processed. Home » Quizzes » Movie Quizzes » Movies A-C Trivia » Bratz Trivia.